Horny Manatee, Whatever that is…

Ok, this would be quick coz I need to do some Sunday errands but I need to write this down now. I just watched a replay of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and guess who one of his guests were? CONAN O’BRIEN of the Late Night, for crying out loud! Oh my bloody gad! I’ve just had an extreme hearty laugh. Well, it’s not really that unusual as they’re both from NBC but seeing two great talk show hosts together in our present day is quite AMAZING!

One of the highlights in the show was when Conan was narrating about his tour to George Lucas’ studio in San Francisco since they will be there to air the Late Night for 1 week and curious as he was, managed to break one of the priceless collections from Lucas’ starwars film. He was saying, for a moment, he thought of denying it and tell them that it was broken when they arrived – but his cameras were rolling… Hilarious! – the mere fact that Conan was the one describing what happened! I could hold on without laughing for another week. Thinking about it, there’s an evil truth to this one. I guess at one point in our lives, we’ve made that kind of denying to something what we’ve actually done (heavy or not). That’s what makes it funny, I guess, being able to relate to the truth.

Speaking about truth, Leno’s other guest was a former Miss America and told Leno that she ran for office several times but never won. Imagine this being delivered by an 82-year old woman (explaining why she never won): “I tell the truth, it scared people to death!” Again, one of those reality bites thing. I could probably tell some stories regarding reality and truth, but maybe it’d just bore you, so moving on…

I wasn’t able to catch (telling about an incident with one of his shows) why he mentioned a certain website which he just invented, being spontaneous and all, and after the show he was being reprimanded in the office explaining that he just made a mistake: he mentioned a website called hornymanatee (hell, I don’t know what it’s supposed to mean – one of ‘em American humor, i guess) which doesn’t exist in the web yet. And the rule of NBC is, a host can’t mention any website (existing or not -and in this case a nonexistent site), because someone might create it – for the name of suing NBC and being profited from it since they have mentioned the site on air even if at that time it wasn’t created yet. To deter this, they bought the site hornymanatee, check it out thru this URL http://hornymanatee.com. Conan actually suggested that since they bought it, then, why not create anything in it. Open it to see what an out of this world idea Conan has. I find the site actually both baloney and funny.

On another note, I also just sent an sms to my friend telling him how I wasn’t really able to watch any series lately in relation to his CSI marathon today. I was able to watch Larry King Live recently and his guests were the casts of Heroes. I wonder where it’s being shown right now. I find it interesting. My friend mentioned RPN but not really sure about it. Heck I can’t stand watching local networks anymore with the long commercials, i'd rather read books. So I’d probably just ask the DEEBEEDEE people if they already have it. I think they already have. It’s just me who is not updated with these things at the moment. Yes, admittedly I’m guilty to this kind of crime, who isn’t?

Oh by the way, I just searched the web (google really is magic!) –Manatees (family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, fully-aquatic marine mammals sometimes known as sea cows. Quoted from Wikipees!